SMW TV 12/18/1993
Written by: Bob Colling
From: Jefferson, NC
1.) Dirty White Boy defeated Paul Lee
2.) SMW Tag Team Champions Heavenly Bodies defeated Chris Canyon & Michael Collins
3.) SMW Beat The Champ TV Champion Tracy Smothers defeated Larry Santo
4.) Rock N’ Roll Express defeated The Moondogs
1.) Rock N’ Roll Express are interviewed at the start of the show as they will be wrestling the Moondogs later on in the show. Morton says the Heavenly Bodies stole the SMW Tag Team Championships at WWF Survivor Series. They are going to eliminate the Moondogs tonight.
2.) Brian Lee and Tammy Fytch come out and spray something into White Boy’s face after his match. Brian Lee holds Dirty White Girl to allow Tammy to smudge lipstick onto White Girl’s face. Tracy Smothers comes running out and chases off Lee and Tammy. Dutch Mantel comes out and Smothers says he doesn’t like seeing a woman treated like that. Smothers says that they are even now. White Boy asks what is up with Smothers. White Boy isn’t going to beg Smothers to be his friend. This is all about the SMW Heavyweight Championship at Christmas Chaos. White Boy says this will not go unanswered.
3.) Jim Cornette is interviewed regarding Mike Furnas and Doug Furnas. Cornette says it wouldn’t make a difference who faces the Heavenly Bodies because they aren’t losing the belts. Cornette thinks the Tennessee football team is garbage. Doug Furnas can’t take the Bodies while Mike Furnas won’t know what to do in the ring.
4.) Mike Furnas comes into the ring with his football helmet and attacks the Bodies but he gets tackled and the Bodies hit him with his own helmet. Ricky Morton, Robert Gibson and Bobby Blaze run into the ring for the save.
5.) Doug Furnas shares some pre-tape comments regarding what happened a few weeks ago. Doug says all the talking is over with at Christmas Chaos. Doug says they are fighting for blood at Christmas Chaos.
6.) Down & Dirty this week is with Jim Cornette who is not happy about the fans taunting him about the possibility of him being bald on Christmas night. Cornette is really sensitive about the idea of losing his hair. He will get that mask off of Bullet and claims there was contract tampering where SMW put the hair stipulation in the contract instead of the money in Knoxville. Cornette will do anything it takes for Dick Murdoch to beat Bullet in Knoxville so the Bullet will be banned forever.
7.) Darryl Van Horn shared some pre-tape comments regarding how he and Prince Kharis formed a partnership. Van Horn was brought to the tomb of Kharis which had been ignored for 3,000 years. Kharis has been suffering for 3,000 years. This character is so ridiculous.
8.) Gibson avoids a double team move and Rex is sent to the floor where Morton nails Rex with a stop sign. Gibson whacks Spot over the head with the sign as well in the ring. Morton gets worked over by the Moondogs as Spot delivers a leg drop while Rex and Gibson brawl on the floor. Bruise Brothers hit Spot with a chair off the top rope and a double dropkick by the Express gets them the win. (DUD. The match was less than two minutes and doesn’t help the Moondogs that’s for sure.)
9.) Jim Cornette is in the ring and calls out the Bruise Brothers for costing his team the match. They aren’t going to tolerate what they just did and calls them out to the ring to get a piece of them. The Bruise Brothers answer the challenge and they start brawling. Cornette gets on the apron and throws powder into one of the Bruise Brothers face. The Moondogs and Cornette begin to beat down the Bruise Brothers with various weapon shots for a few minutes. The Bruise Brothers are left laid out to end the program.
All I have to say is thank God for the White Boy/Lee feud that is going on and the tension between White Boy and Smothers. SMW seems to be going through a rough patch of material.
Thanks for reading.