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WWE Main Event 2/6/2013

WWE Main Event on ION!
WWE Main Event on ION!

Sheamus squares off against Cody Rhodes. Also, Damien Sandow competes in singles action against WWE World Tag Team Champion Daniel Bryan!

WWE Main Event Results
February 6, 2013
Jacksonville, Florida
Commentators: Michael Cole & John Bradshaw Layfield
Report by: Clinton Bowman of

We open up with Cody holding the ring hostage, requesting Booker T. Michael Cole reminds Rhodes that Booker is not at the arena. Sheamus comes out and requests that his match go on. Cody does an impression of Sheamus that sounds more like Drew McIntyre. Sheamus answers with some impressions of his own, including a Vince McMahon “You’re Fired” impression that the crowd went ape for. Cody hits Sheamus with a cheap shot, however, Sheamus answers back and we go to commercial.

Main Event
Exhibition Match:
“The Great White” Sheamus v. “The Mustachioed Dashing One” Cody Rhodes

Sheamus overpowers Cody early in the match, however, Cody kicks Sheamus in the gut, and Cody heads up with head control. Sheamus whips him out and hits Cody with a few shoulder blocks, however, Cody ducks out for a breather. Cody lures Sheamus in the corner and drops bombs on him. Sheamus counters back and hits the Irish Curse, but only gets a two count. Sheamus attacks the arm of Rhodes, pinning him for a two count. Sheamus whips Cody HARD into the corner, and saunters over into the knee drop for a two count. Rhodes tries battling back, but Sheamus explodes back with a huge clothesline. Cody gets thrown out of the ring, however, he skins the cat, and postures for the crowd. Sheamus goes all Ben Grimm and announces that it’s clobberin’ time! Sheamus with the clubs to the chest and a shoulder block to the outside. Sheamus goes to the outside, and chases Cody, however, Cody takes the fight to Sheamus, only to get rammed into the post back-first.

*commercial break*

We come back to Sheamus trying to suplex Cody out to the outside, however, Cody hangs him up, and rams him into the post. Cody gains control over Sheamus, and kicks him repeated times. Sheamus comes back for a minute, yet Cody takes the knee out, and pins Sheamus for a 2 count. Cody charges Sheamus and Sheamus hits the Irish Curse out of desperation. Sheamus goes a-hammerin’ and a-clubbin’. Sheamus tries to go up for the Battering Ram, yet Cody hangs him up on the rope and pins Big Shea for two. Cody tries for Cross Rhodes, but Sheamus hits White Noise! He calls for the Brogue and hits it for the win!

Winner: Sheamus
Final Move: Brogue Kick

Up Next: Damien Sandow takes on “The Dazzler” Daniel Bryan

*commercial break*

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Undercard Match
Exhibition Match
Tag Team Champion “The Dazzler” Daniel Bryan v. “The Self-Proclaimed Intellectual Savior of the Masses” Damien Sandow

Damien Sandow is disgusted by something. Nothing new. So…

He summons the Bearded Goat Face…I mean…Daniel…I mean…The Dazzler.

Kicks, jumps and Kitchen Sinks. This match starts off with some high action with Daniel Bryan maintaining control as he drop kicks Sandow in the corner, and gets a two count. Daniel knocks Sandow around on the outside, and Kane’s theme hits. Sandow goes for the sneak pin, but Daniel kicks out. Daniel kicks Sandow several times, and tells Kane to leave. The pyro hits, Sandow hits the Terminus and the match is over.

Winner: Damien Sandow
Final Move: Turnabout and Terminus (A Phoenix Wright reference)

Aksana and Brodus are backstage. Tamina and Aksana trying to steal black people’s jobs. Damn. We get a challenge towards the Funkadactyls, after Aksana calls Naomi Kofi. Aksana gets slopped.

Up Next: John Cena, Ryback and Dean Ambrose…oh yeah…and everyone else.


Raw Rebound: How we got to Sheamus, Ryback and The #1 Contender to the WWE Championship John Cena v. The SHIELD & exclusive WWE.COM footage of the official match declaration.

Undercard Match #2
Diva Tag Team
The Funkadactyls w/Brodus Clay v. Tamina Snuka and Aksana

Aksana and Tamina attack the Funkadactyls before they can get into the ring. All hell breaks loose and we go to commercial.

*commercial break*

Cameron and Tamina start the match. Tamina takes control of Cameron slamming her into the match, tagging in Aksana. Aksana hits a sideslam, and pins her for 2. Aksana takes control of the head, when Cameron fights out, but gets cut off by Aksana. Aksana charges Cameron but Cameron dodges, rolls up Aksana for one. Cameron tags in the Female Shelton Benjamin…I mean Naomi, and she takes full control. Naomi hits a cross body, and pins Aksana for 2. One kick later, and the Funkadactyls get their first win in competition!

Winner: The Funkadactyls
Final Move: A Kick

Bob Colling Jr. View All

34-year-old currently living in Syracuse, New York. Long-time fan of the New York Mets, Chicago Bulls, and Minnesota Vikings. An avid fan of professional wrestling and write reviews/articles on the product. Usually focusing on old-school wrestling.

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